Suggestive British nomenclature aside, how can you not appreciate a dude selling his Motorola MPx200 on eBay with nothing but complaints? Choice:

    In summary:

        * I hate it.
        * I detest every atom of it's existence.
        * It's creator should be tied down and eaten by ants.
        * The factory that makes them should be melted by a big laser from space.
        * It doesn't have a camera
        * It barely functions as a phone

    Do you want it? Bid Now!